Here are the 2 winning entries of the third competition

1. Whaddya mean, "am I related to Hansie Cronje?" By Graeme Harvey, Stourport-On-Severn

2. Stuart Cummins was upset when Deano refused to join the St Helens line dancing team. (Slap) - By Rob Llewellyn, Garforth

 Close runners up :

3. "Go on, Stuart, hit me...just give me an excuse..." By Paul Barron, Castleford

4. Mind out of the way lads I’m eyeing up that bird in the crowd By Neil Harvey, Castleford

5. Stuart Cummins saying to Sampson 'And that's for kicking my mate Jamie in the plums!' By Andy Clark, Townville

Other entries also worthy of a mention : 

Hey, if we added some red stripes to our new shirts we could officially be on the Wigan team, and not just act like we are!  

What do you mean I cheat.  Take that. 

"Stand on my toe and you'll get a clip round the ear hole diesel!"

Oh sorry lads, I thought I was at Headingley!!!

Diesel steps back in shock as Mr. Cummins comes out and asks him for a dance

Cummins' attempt at conducting was ruined by Diesel's premature tackle.

Behave yourself Deano these hands are lethal weapons

Cummings giving a player a back hander instead of Wigan giving him one!!

Should that not read "tosspot" on your shirt ref?

Bloody hell ref!!! What the hell did you just hit me for?

I’ll slow him down with a slap and you tackle him, Chris.

Hey Deano, I’ve counted four Cas fans that might like me !!

Did anybody else watch karate kid last night, the actions went something like this!!!

<<camp puffy voice>> "Oooh Deano, sweetie! I'll slap you about the head if you don't behave"

I wish these refs would stop watching those damn kung fu movies before a match

I am no ordinary referee Mr. Sampson. I am infact Bruce Git. With my power of blindness and robbing I shall defeat you

Oy lads, grab him so I can give him a slap