Here are the 2 winning entries of the second competition

1. Man with red book gets ventriloquism world record for operating six dummies at once - By Stuart Lake, Crofton

2. Look Russell I know the rules of rugby are complicated, but shouldn't there be a front row, second row & loose forward in the scrum! - By Karl Willshaw, Kippax

 Other entries also worthy of a mention : 

Hey, if we added some red stripes to our new shirts we could officially be on the Wigan team, and not just act like we are!

The finalists for the "Tim nice but dim" Competition.

OK, Everybody say I’m the most stupid ref in the super league

Russell Smith is nervous after he has heard about the referee’s initiation ceremony involving giant yellow bananas!

"AND TONIGHT MATTHEW WHERE GOING TO BE..... THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"

"Don't be shy - put your arm round the nice Mr. Connolly's shoulder - you're spoiling the picture Russell."

Right gents I'm gonna walk over there and hold up this clipboard. If any one can read it then, I'm sorry, but you've failed your ref’s exam! 

Another Good turn out at the Castleford Supporters club annual meeting (From one of my Wildcat friends!!!)

Okay, I'm asking you to check two things, Gerry - is the bloke on the right a real twat and do the two people with the flags know they're allowed to make decisions too?

Who is the odd one out, it has to be Russell Smith.  He is the only one that hasn't robbed Cas

Once again the half time entertainment is provided by Morris Dancers.

You thought that you were about to referee Leeds v London, but today Russell Smith, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

So we are all agreed, everything gets put on report so none of us needs to make a decision!!!

Err we’re here for the Full Monty Auditions - Right then lads just drop your shorts and Mr. Lindsay will be ready for you in a mo!!

Ready, Aim, Fire

Russell Smith fails to see the funny side as other officials finally put the refs whistle where it belongs